I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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