I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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