Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just forgot I was standing up.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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