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So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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