Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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