ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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