try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
high people should be assigned attendants
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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