just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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