If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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