I wanna passion pit in your ass
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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