Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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