It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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