Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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