yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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