i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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