Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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