I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
