so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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