...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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