You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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