she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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