he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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