Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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