Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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