no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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