google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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