Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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