Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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