Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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