Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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