there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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