is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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