So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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