god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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