ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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