Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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