i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
All I want is dick and wine.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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