that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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