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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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