I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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