apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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