Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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