Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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