We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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