Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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