the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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