is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
