garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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