Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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