Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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