I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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