he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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