There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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