Dual....:-)
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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