My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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