I must be too annoying 4 u.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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